CalvinGodly's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 716 (From 123 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,155 Points

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/26/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/10/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/17/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Chroma Keys

Breaking the Ice Unlocked 12/13/10
10 Points
Score 5,000 points in one game.
Prochacho Unlocked 12/13/10
25 Points
Score 10,000 points in one game.
Prodigy 50 Points Score 20,000 points in one game.
Masochistic 100 Points Score 30,000 points in one game.
Suicidal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 7/16/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 7/16/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 7/16/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan Unlocked 7/16/09
10 Points
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist Unlocked 7/16/09
10 Points
Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 7/16/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 7/16/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Panzerschreck Unlocked 7/16/09
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it Unlocked 7/16/09
50 Points
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There Unlocked 7/16/09
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre Unlocked 7/16/09
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 11/14 (275/500 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 7/16/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin 25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 7/16/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 7/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 7/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 7/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/26/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/26/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Domo Hunt Unlocked 7/17/09
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Giant Crab Battle Unlocked 7/17/09
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Make a new friend!
The Boy Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/19 (65/430 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 12/15/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 12/15/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)